Wear it to confuse Benemies, boost your Benthusiasm, and silently raise Bensity (density of Bens) in any room. Slip it on and suddenly you’re part of the Bendem, whether you meant to be or not. Ideal wearage for plotting minor Benschiveous activities. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!